The title itself is pretty self-explanatory. I’m not a very picky person; the piece should be at a minimum of 250 words and to my liking. The best few pieces would get a shabu-shabu treat and YOUR BLOODY NAME WOULD BE ON MY ABOUT PAGE.

I SWEAR, YOUR NAME BEING ON MY ABOUT PAGE, THAT IS THE BEST DEAL EVA.

Now, drop a comment and give me my about page! ROAR!

14 Responses to “WRITE MATTHEW HIS ABOUT PAGE”

  1. CASPER Says:

    O.O

  2. Adeline Says:

    Uuuuh…

  3. Darren Says:

    Matthew Chew Chee Han

    Temasek Junior College 1A’08

    Twits, fuck off.

    I believe in the Chaos Theory, where it describes the behavior of certain dynamical systems, which are systems that evolves with time.

    Why does it link to my profile you ask?

    With the evolution of systems, I believe one day, not only the sun would help in ____________, but also help evolve in the whitening of __________.

    (I’m damn lame, but i’m damn bored, I’m sure you get what I mean)

    -IMO-
    I = Matthew,

    I keep a lot to myself,
    where trust must be obtained to make me trust you.

    Making me trust you is hard,I believe a good friend is hard to find, where the amount of hypocrites in this world is really innumerable. For example ___ ___, which can be found in a zoo.

    I uphold justice more than friendship,
    I believe in doing whats right than whats wrong.

    Anger might get the better of me at times,
    however, I do feel guilty at the rashness of my actions. For example the Bamboo Pole incident.

    (Thats what I think)

    I do not engage in inessential arguments,
    why the need to converse with retards?

    To me, material wants are unneeded too.
    So, I do not provide material gifts.

    Those that had treat me well,
    I will not neglect you as well.

    What I say, may not be what I mean,

    My words are abstruse, where you have to be of a certain intelligence to decipher, needless to say, those who cannot get hidden meanings will not be able to communicate well with me.

    (Gah, I can’t think of anymore)
    (It’s damn shitty, but thats what I can come up with when i’m bored, sorry)

  4. LOUISE Says:

    HELLO READERS DONT BE CHEATED. THE SHABU SHABU IS BLUFF.

    … it’s been half a year when am I getting my shabu shabu HUR

  5. LOUISE Says:

    But just for the fun I shall send in an entry
    here goes:

    Maverick.
    Absurd, ridiculous, cynical
    … but adorable in a queer way, somewhat

    (who cares about 250 words its quality not quantity ha ha)

  6. shiyan Says:

    LOL WTH. is louise the louise? LOL

    shiyan :)

  7. jon Says:

    Matthew

    Can’t sing, can’t dance.
    Can run for two dollars, can win for more shabu.
    Can’t think, can’t do.
    Can whistle a stupid tune.

    Cute like fuck,
    quite dumb and sucks.
    Matthew Chew Chee Han,
    CH Chew my lahn.

    Nice or not?

    aiya fuck la, i write you a more serious one next time, this was just 2 minutes.

  8. Darren Says:

    LOL. eh, post the one leh!

  9. thedreamobscene Says:

    Matt Chew!
    You so peppery you make people go ah-choo
    Everyone wants a piece of you
    Or maybe they just want some shabu shabu!

    I’m falling short of 250 words, oh no :(

  10. unh01yfury Says:

    When i have time I’ll write, lol

    Would probably be something like:

    “A schizophrenic idiot under the delusion that he’s God….”

    Ok lol just joking

  11. sheena xD Says:

    haha i have no idea what to write for you. too bad! D:

  12. Darren Says:

    FAIL.

  13. qu4dcore Says:

    lol. :D

  14. Reollaro Says:

    Thanks for the post

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