Not Matt

March 11, 2008

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Once again, I’m crazy over Japanese chicks. I LOVE AYUMI.<333

The days have been simple, life’s normal. Just only with Mas Selamat being the most wanted man in Singapore and Edison Chen being the most wanted man on the Internet.

Things are as normal,I eat, go out with friends. Tune in to :

Matty: I wish I got four ears.

: For? Hard of hearing ?

Matty: So that I can listen to Eminem, Ayumi, Coldplay and Enrique Iglesias all at once.

: Fuck?Just play all the tunes together.

Matty: Ok fine, stupid. All four at once will sound like fuckers in a love hotel.

:Thats the point. Mas Selamat fed you with some pills didn’t he?

Matty: huh?

:You ok not?

Matty: OK FINE, I DAMN STUPID THESE FEW DAYS AHHHHHH FUCK.

3 Responses to “Not Matt”

  1. LOUISE Says:

    ENRIQUE IS SO HOT HOW COME I NEVER KNEW YOU LIKED HIM.

  2. Jun Hao Says:

    Ayumi rocks. And yea, you show great flair in writing. Lols.

  3. SMG Says:

    lol 4 ears would be freaky


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