Green form trauma!

Ahoy! It’s my one week anniversary since my personal achievement of a demerit!

My, you would love to ask: Why now? Why after a week then you come ranting about you and your fucking green form? Sure, I’ll share with you what I drafted dated back on 3^rd August.

Disclaimer: Anything mentioned is fiction.[This disclaimer was added on :10^th August].Anything crude below is mainly a form of art and doesn’t mean a thing. Keep in mind, its just art.
We all know who that slut in my class is. Though you are early a decade, your intellect seems dated back a decade. I do not deserve a green sheet of recycled paper with some illegible fonts printed on it and hereby believes that green isn’t my colour.

Sometimes, if you feel tired and decides on giving some green forms to entertain your half-assed boring teaching career and make some parents stomping down kilometers to buona vista and lodging a complain. You should simply shut the fuck up and withdraw you green form. It might save your job.

You claim that you gave that green form as a minor offence and you are tired with dealing with such incidents; you really should just quit and become a butcher. Your face and figure suits that occupation. Tell me what is wrong with skipping a fucking CIP rehearsal when I wasn’t even informed beforehand. Tell me whats the fuss with not singing to some half dead human who can’t even walk or maybe chew. Tell me, since when did you become so kind and caring, wanting to help those. I guess the ministry paid you to go there and look upon us. Look at some half dead humans and tell them: Oh look, im fat and chubby unlike you, thin and scrawny. But we are all ugly, guess we share something in common.

I seriously believe that I don’t deserve a green form for a mere sing and scream session and yes. It is your fault for being biased and calling up the gays and the sissies to entertain you. Sadly, I don’t fall in that category and thus, was left out of that orgy. Of course, people aren’t machines, and they don’t have a million gigabyte of memory to store what they are required to remember. So, you can’t really blame Kiameng and Tingen for not reminding me to go to that fucking cheebye rehearsal.

You know, ‘slut’ doesn’t really suit you. Even a bitch can behave better than you and have some doggy sense. You see, sucks to be you and yes. I’ll pay a billion bucks to you future husband (if you can find one that is) to spay you, gorge out your eyeballs, insert a dozen satay stick in your rectum and disfigure you (if you even if you have a figure that is).

You’ll be seeing green after that, as you rot in the peak of Bukit Timah hill.

My imaginary friend (I must emphasis, its only imaginary friend): Aiya you always think you are correct one. Write until it is not your fault liddat.

Although I sure can stand Victorian bitches speaking engrish. You‘ll have to keep in mind, you are a Victorian, not some Serangoon secondary normal technical student, who is deemed to be in ITE. Blood red is my colour, not yours. So, shut the fuck up. Or, you’ll be seeing a black d**k in you reddish clitoris you slut. Wait, you won’t see red, it slipped my mind that you’re a whore. So, you don’t have a hymen to break.

Although, it seems to me that you don’t really like me in anyway or might it be any misunderstandings, I apologise. I find that you can only study and make music, pwn my ass in memorizing the whole damned textbook. I’m hereby telling you that you won’t get to survive as a Victorian just by pure memory.

I can proudly say that my intellect is much above yours; even a billion of you added together won’t be fit to suck my balls. Other than that, I can make music with my computer and start a revolution, a philosophy. Can you?

I don’t have to add on that if you think like my imaginary friend – you’re just being another cunt.

 

Click to enlarge and read.Its a must read!

Although everything is resolved now, I posted this post in account for those who seeks some entertainment. Now, if you’re thinking that Matt is some asshole, then you’ll be falling into the category of ‘bitches/sluts/whore’.

Sorry imaginary friend, its my fault.